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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Diva Lessons From Jennifer Lopez

Don't mess with a bitch's expresso! It's that serious.
Jennifer Lopez allegedly insulted an stewardess - because she couldn't make her a specialty coffee mid-flight.

The Latin diva is said to have flown into a rage after she asked for a double espresso and was told that they couldn't make her one.

J.Lo, famed for her outrageous demands, took out her frustration on the stunned stewardess, hurling a torrent of hurtful insults at her.

The unnamed hostess is quoted on website AirlineCrew.net as saying: "She yelled at me because I could not make her a double espresso and then she told me my shoes looked cheap."

Lopez has also been added to an online blacklist called the "S****y Tipper Database" after she left a tip of just $1.27 on $350 restaurant bill in New York.
Your shoes have to be posh or get outta J.Lo's face. Nevermind that you don't have funds like she does after sleeping her way to the top. Ya gotta look expensive when you're around this bitch and make her expresso, stat?

This shit was not about coffee. J.Lo hasn't orgasmed since Ben Afleck. That shit is stressful. Bitch needs a release.

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3 comments:

  1. This bitch ain't shit no more, she needs to simmer the fuck down!

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  2. Anonymous5:36 PM

    One would think that "Jenny from the Block" would be more cool toward working people trying to make a living...but apparently those who do not date and have sex with important people for upward social mobility must not deserve any respect. Fuck J, such a huge bitch, and for no real reason. So much privelege is unearned/undeserved in this society. Hennifer Lopeeez

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  3. Anonymous2:18 PM

    HA HA HA Damn it Bitch your site is Hot!

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