Avril Lavigne Needs To Get Her Ass Outta The News

... literally. I've been reading stories bout this drunken bitch everyday. She's been drinking, partying, making her rounds in the Hollywood party scene like crazy. There's nothing wrong with that, but wtf is up with her panties?

Avril Lavigne finally figured out how to gain additional male fans: by joining the upskirt club! The punk rock poseur was having another drunken night, only this time instead of spitting and cussing, she decided to give you a peek under her skirt! I think she should pull a Lohan next time around.

I know Avril can afford better shit than this. Reminds me of 3rd grade, the sandbox, crayons, cookies, ice cream trucks...

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