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Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Adam Levine Is The Male Version Of Paris Hilton

Yes, Maroon 5's frontman, rocker, Adam Levine, is notorious for being a huge whore, man slut, serial dater, serial dumper. Latest bitch Adam's about to dump? Jessica Biel.
First he was linked to Jessica Simpson. Now Jessica Biel is fast becoming his main squeeze, an insider tells LifeandStylemag.com.

The couple began seeing each other recently, starting when the multiplatinum “This Love” crooner invited Jessica over to his place for a private home-cooked meal. Whatever he prepared for her, it was a hit. “She was so impressed by him,” says the insider.

But don’t expect Adam and Jessica to be hitting the red carpet together any time soon. Jessica wants to take things slow, given Adam’s well-deserved rep as a player (he’s been linked to Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Kirsten Dunst and Maria Sharapova, to name just a few).

She’s very conscious of his reputation as a male slut, so to some extent she’s playing hard to get,” says an insider. “But she’s also made it clear she’s interested and ready to see more of him.”

Dating Adam is a change of pace for Jessica, says the first insider. “Jessica likes to be the dominant, more high-profile personality in any relationship. She gets asked out by a lot of famous guys and almost always turns them down.”
Jessica Biel seems cool. So down to earth, one of the best asses out there - no, no, no.

I've been to tons of Maroon concerts and if I said I didn't see any groupie action, hear any groupie stories, or witness people picking out pretty bitches from the crowd for Adam to boink or get serviced by, I would be lying. Run for the hills bitch, run for the hills!!

* That being said, I would still bang Adam in a heartbeat. Where's he at?

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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:29 PM

    Men remain studs while women become whores for the simple reason of supply & demand. The difference between a man notching up his bedpost and woman doing so is the difference between a landmark Vegas heist and taking candy from a baby: it's a question of merit and beating the odds. Long live Levine

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  2. I would still fuck him till the sun came up.

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