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Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Warning: Screech from Saved By The Bell Has A Sex Tape!

I am grossed out!
He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place as the star of his very own sex tape.

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.

"I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."
I am just trying to warn you. This is gross and I hope sales tank. Desperate! Screech is my newest diagnosed victim in my series of a mental condition I call attention whorism.

UPDATE: Click here to watch a preview of Screech's sex tape.

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2 comments:

  1. I'm down to watch it. I heard he has a 10 in' schlong.. WORK IT SCREEECH!

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  2. Yeah, I heard that is schlong is super huge - I want to see it!!!!!

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