To: Paris HiltonIt's obvious that people are really having fun with this online petition shit. But what's more disturbing is the fact that Paris is contaminating the air by wearing a breezy dress outdoors. She's killing trees and increasing global warming. Even more disturbing is that this petition only has 47 signatures.
We, the undersigned, hereby request that you forego your annual junket to St. Moritz and instead consider taking a diving vacation to the Great Barrier Reef of Australia. In honor of Steve Irwin (an actual celebrity with talent that made us all laugh), we ask you to swim with as many stingrays as possible.
Legally, if we collect enough signatures, you will be FORCED to take this vacation (According to my pretty sure this is legally binding).
Sincerely,
The Undersigned
Paris Hilton Petition
I just signed.
ReplyDeleteI won't sign. People are just too bored and dumb.
ReplyDeleteI really can't sign that. Would Irwin want all those sea creatures to die from her diseases? I think not. I love how she thinks she looks so classy in that pic, then has her shit hangin out. Nasty.
ReplyDeleteChelsea, you made me lmao.
ReplyDeleteLOL Chelsea you said it girl!
ReplyDeleteBtw, Ewwwwwwwww... is that her sick crotch hanging out there? That´s sick! Why don´t they arrest this bitch for good! God!
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