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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Gwen Stefani's Shitty Dolls

Gwen Stefani announced Tuesday that she will bring her trademark rock ’n’ roll style to the toy industry with a series of limited-edition dolls.
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There are eight fashionable dolls in all, and Stefani has dubbed the line Love. Angel. Music. Baby. The dolls are meant to replicate the colorful looks Stefani sported on her latest world tour.

“The Harajuku Girls and I wore such wicked costumes we had to share them with the world again,” Stefani, 36, said in a statement.

Each 10-inch doll looks like the platinum-blond rocker or one of her Harajuku Girl dancers and comes with Stefani-inspired collectibles such as posters, pocket mirrors or trading cards.

The dolls will be available for $24.95 at Target.com and other retailers.
I'm all for creative expression and getting your dumbass fans to spend their money on you for stupid merchandise, but dolls? Gwen thinks she's a 9 year-old stuck in a 36 year-old body. She already dresses like she's 13. I love her as a performer and I enjoy her music, but this is pathetic. Somehow, I think girls will be using these dolls for voodoo, or is that just me?

msnbc

4 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:17 AM

    They're cute, but why can't singers just be singers? This is ridiculous.

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  2. Anonymous2:02 PM

    I wouldn't buy that shit.

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  3. Anonymous2:37 PM

    Hate her. Are these people really that broke to where they have to do all this stupid shit? No, I guess they can just never have enough. At least that proves they'll never be happy in life. Hahahahaha

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  4. Anonymous3:04 AM

    she is heaps prettier than that!

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