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Thursday, September 28, 2006

The Freaks Come Out At Noon

65-year-old Lee Redmond from Utah has been growing her nails since 1979 and has just been inducted into the Guinness Book of Records for the longest nails.

Currently they reach a combined length of 24ft 7in. That's great and cool and all but what I want to know is how the hell does she get dressed? Or eat? Work? And most importantly go to the bathroom?

Oh and 16-year-old Aaron Studham from Massachusetts, has the tallest Mohawk at 21 inches high if need something help block out those nails.
Good questions. This Lee Redmond bitch can't wipe her ass, give hand jobs, masturbate, take a shower, the list is endless.

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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:08 PM

    What does she do when she gets a booger? LOL

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  2. Anonymous4:08 PM

    What does she do when she gets a booger? LOL

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  3. Guh-rooooooosssssssssss

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  4. Anonymous3:07 AM

    She looks like a rundown witch stuck on Halloween

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