New Victoria's Secret Ad in Hollywood

Hollywood hot spot, the Roosevelt Hotel is all about ads now. One side of the hotel is plastered with a Madonna ad, now another side of the hotel is plastered with this new Victoria's Secret ad.I love it. So hot. This ad may cause some accidents. It's so huge, and sexy enough to get your average, computer nerd (virgin) very excited. If I'm rear ended by some dork while I'm driving down Hollywood Blvd., I'll know exactly who to sue. It won't be the Roosevelt Hotel, It will be Victoria's Secret.

We'll have an out of court settlement where they'll ask me to be their model and I'll decline. Then Victoria's Secret will do as I say out of fear of bad publicity. I'll refuse all their offers and threaten to take my lawsuit public.

Then I'll agree to be their new spokesmodel if I get to take pics with David Beckham and Ashton Kutcher. And life will be good. Real good. Oh! And free panties too...sweet.

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