Kevin Federline Is Eminem

...not so much. Federsperm's debut performance on the Teen Choice Awards was pure comedy. He kept bouncing up and down like a yo-yo as he attempted to rap about how magazines don't know him and he's in a whole new "tax bracket."

A lot of people are talking a lot of shit about his performance, but my mouth was opened wider than it's ever been, my eyes were bulging, I was confused, gasping, and laughing at the same time. He's a phenomenal comedic performer. I want more K-fed! Am I the only one?

Here's Brit before she introduced her man.