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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Cher's Son Thought Parisite Hilton Infected Him

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Paris Hilton is furious with Cher’s son for claiming that the two had sex — and that then he worried that he caught something from her.

Elijah Blue Allman, Cher’s son by rocker Gregg Allman, went on the Howard Stern show last week and boasted that he had a fling with Hilton before she was famous.

Allman, who is the lead singer and guitarist for the band Deadsy, said that after the encounter, he became so worried that he might have contracted a disease that he went downstairs and scrubbed his private parts with a household cleaner, probably Tilex.

Hilton is “not happy” about Allman’s comments, says a source, even though he described Hilton as a “sweet girl.” Alman also said he had sex years ago with Hilton’s reality show co-star and former best friend, Nicole Richie, and says they’re now friends.
This is exactly why I love Howard Stern. All the good shit comes outta his show. Lol at this genius, scrubbing his package with household cleaner. Does he think cures are really that simple? Thank God this Gregg dork isn't a doctor. He would amputate my leg if I said my stomach hurts.


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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:17 PM

    Anyone who has sex with Paris is begging for some kind of infection. Lmao at Tilex!

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  2. Anonymous7:49 PM

    There's nothing wrong with Tilex. I use it to kill germs all the time.

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  3. Anonymous5:20 PM

    I had unprotected sex last night. I'm gonna go head out to get some bleach. Do you think it will burn?

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