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Wednesday, August 09, 2006

Breakup #2 - Kristin Cavallari and Brody Jenner

Here are a few pics of the former couple, Laguna Beach's Kristin Cavallari and Brody Jenner on July 4th.
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Cavallari told People,
"Yes, Brody and I broke up. It's just hard right now because I am working all the time. We're still good friends though."
Hard for who Kristin? You or Brody? I should have placed a Vegas bet on this one. I saw this coming. In these pics, Kristin is throwing herself at Brody, grabbing him and holding on for dear life like a 3 year old watching The Ring. Meanwhile, Brody isn't even looking in her direction and would throw her in front of a speeding bus if there were any passing nearby. Brody is super hot, but so dumb. Did he get a tatt of his last name down his chest so he can have taxi drivers google search his address when his drunken ass can't remember how to get home?

Kristin was trying too hard to claim him, clinging to him and running around with her bad hair extensions on the beach. Her boobs have disappeared with all her weight loss and that's just not good enough for Brody. He could be at the Playboy mansion right now. Boyfriends should never be prettier than you. Hasn't she seen John Tucker Must Die? Cheesy teen flicks are good for something.

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