Tuesday, December 23, 2008

The Hills Season Finale Recap and Red Carpet Photos, Season 5

Best moment of The Hills season 5 finale episode show was Heidi and Lauren's reunion. Lauren was looking at Heidi like the pathetic, brainwashed, dickmatized skank that she is. Lauren was also pretty much laughing when Heidi was bawling about her mother. I would say 'revenge is sweet,' but LC doesn't really have revenge. Whether she wants to admit it or not, The Hills is pretty much revolved around Speidi, at least the last few episodes. With LC's real boyfriend Kyle not appearing on the show and Whitney's absence next season, Gawd knows how fake next season will be.

Justin Bobby and Audrina go to Palm Springs for a vacay where JB puts a ring on it and gives Audrina a thin, shiny ring to wear on her ring finger. He's so into her and I just love them together. They work.

I sat through The Hills season finale last night. I only enjoy the real moments of The Hills and it's always easy to pick those out. The fake moments = any scene where one character is asking about another. It's a total set up, like when Lo asked Lauren again how she feels about Heidi.

he to watch Spencer control and possess Heidi's entire life. Not healthy. And the whiskers on Spencer's face remind me of the cat food commercials they used to play more frequently back in the day. Spencer is part lion.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt do NOT legalize their faux wedding because Spencer backs out, claiming it feels "sneaky" of him to marry Heidi in a courthouse without her mother's presence in a traditional wedding. Spencer looks like he's getting choked up as Heidi recites her vows. Their love is real but I also feel like their relationship won't make it once Heidi realizes she can do better.

The finale ends with Speidi not getting married. The Hills sucks but I do watch it because it sucks.