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Showing posts with label Jenna Jameson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jenna Jameson. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Jenna Jameson Baby Bump Pics

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Jenna Jameson is pregnant with twins and she looks like she will pop any day now. The siamese Joan Rivers look alike is bloated and ugly. I hope she stays that fug post delivery. Heidi on the other hand, she can look like a man all she wants. Her career will be over within the next 16 months. Oh, it's time for her to drop her next "single" that will never hit the radio airwaves.




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Friday, September 26, 2008

Why is Jenna Jameson Pregnant With Twins?

Can child protective services intervene now and assign her kids to mothers who aren't diseased washed up porn stars? Please. Justice anyone?
So, uh, Jenna Jameson is not only preggers, but she's knocked up with twins... and, uh, weren't her ovaries shoved up into her lower abdomen hundreds of times already? Tito’s sperm could compete in the Olympics, those crazy swimmers.

Jenna's kids have got to be special when they do come out. Just saying. And I'm being completely kind, I said "special" instead of 'mentally challenged and deformed.'

Jenna said,
I can officially confirm that Tito and I are expecting twins!

Friday, September 12, 2008

Jenna Jameson Pregnant, Pregnancy Confirmed

Jenna Jameson is pregnant and that baby is doomed! How many diseases may that baby contract while still in the womb?


Jenna Jameson is pregnant, and, as of now, there's no word on just how pregnant she is. This is cause for concern. Hopefully Jenna can at least make it to her 3rd trimester because you know that baby's gonna kick a hole in the amniotic fluid in the womb, running for its life through the gaping canal that is her vag lips, escaping before it's time.

Adult film star Jenna Jameson is going to be a mommy.
“Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible. I'm so happy! I'm just saying super healthy. I’ve moved down to the beach with Tito — I love being by the beach.”
But the 34-year-old Jameson — who split from adult film studio owner Jay Grdina in 2006 and from porn star Brad Armstrong in 2001— said they have no plans to walk down the aisle.
"I think I'm gonna stay unmarried and just go for the babies! I'm following in Angelina's footsteps!"

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Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Jenna Jameson Wearing Lingerie for Tito Ortiz Birthday Party

Beyond fugly former porn star Jenna Jameson jumped out of a cake wearing nothing but lingerie for her boyfriend, Tito Ortiz.

Tito Ortiz got the best birthday gift of his life when an anorexic looking washed up porn star jumped out of his birthday cake. Jenna 'Joan Rivers' Jameson looks like she's about to fall over just from breathing... Or possibly because her lips weigh more than the rest of her body. Someone shove some food down that bitch's throat!

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Jenna Jameson is Ugly Now

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At first I thought these were pictures of Joan Rivers on the beach, until I noticed her tits aren't dragging in the sand. I thought after flubbing up her naughty spot with vaginoplasty that Jenna would have learned plastic surgery isn't for her. The more I look at the pics I realize she looks like the offspring of Joan Rivers and Howard The Duck but very carp-like. Her next porn she's in should be called 'Pond Suckers and Duck Fuckers'.

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Monday, June 25, 2007

Jenna Jameson Isn't Hot But She's Trying

I'm shocked! Is this the best she's got? You'd think a porn star would come up with better ideas than biting her polka dot nails and having her necklace hang between her cleavage. Jenna's implants look painful. They should have popped a long time ago during one of her movies. That's the kind of fornication I'd pay to watch.
When she's just standing around she looks like a Pussycat Dolls reject. Loosen up those lips babe! Er, uh oh!... her vag surgery has already been botched. Her lips have already been loosened up and they can't be fixed now. So nasty.

Friday, June 01, 2007

Jenna Jameson Is Ugly

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Aaaagggghh! Looks like Jenna has a little addiction to plastic surgery. Now she has 2 sets of flubbed up lips.. Ewwwww.... WTF happened?

Friday, March 30, 2007

Nastiness

This story is just gross but too good for me to neglect its wonderfulness.

Jenna Jameson has tried to tighten up her snatch, but the surgery didn't go so well. Jen is reportedly unhappy about the results.

She's embarrassed over her va jay jay now and she's been skipping meetings with producers for the big screen version of her book "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star."
A source said, "She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy. She has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie."
Don't become a porn star/whore reason #5,983. The damage is done, bitch. Jenna's hole's wider than a two-liter bottle. With more surgeries, maybe the gaping canal can shrink to the size of a soda can but that's pushing it.


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Thursday, March 22, 2007

Ex Lovers On Myspace: Jenna Jameson And Her Ex Trash Talk Via Blogs

Jenna Jameson basically blamed her ex for why she's turned into a bone. She claimed he's a crazy jerk, but it will all be over soon.

All be over soon? That's not how adults do it these days! Her "ex" Justin Sterling fired back on his myspace. Cuz that's what the damn website is for now - celebrity blogging.

PREACH ON BITCH - Blah Blah Blah … people in life are amazing!

It's funny how individuals always believe their own bullshit.. or basically their side of the story… as flamboyantly as they might want to tell it.

Peeps will convince themselves that the shit they spout out of their mouths is the truth and that it justifies everything in their lil realm of reality!! This is man's/woman's best justification of actions and feelings.

I love to call it the "Denial Zone". There are always 3 sides to the story and only one side to the truth.. It's a funny theory, but it is a reality of life. People in general will always try to blame someone or some thing else for their own faults, inadequacies and/or weaknesses… this is a classic scenario and the best form of defiance!

At some point in all of our lives we have to face… REALITY .. and the majority of the times its is not fun, exciting, or something anyone wants to deal with. This is when the real people .. the ones with integrity and honesty step out from the pack.

I recently read a blog from someone blaming their physical appearance on circumstances and situations.. all of which are completely self perpetuated, on a victim or stress and circumstances.

At some point you just have to be honest with yourself… as much as it might hurt and say.. I need help, my life and what I am doing is wrong! At which point you need to become proactive in the rectification of the situation.

The saddest point about all of this is that most people have to hit rock bottom b4 they realize this simple truth….this is heart breaking to everyone that loves and supports that person. I always ask myself …why does it have to get this???

For the people that love and try to help.. well… we have an inherent flaw that is in most of us.. we want to help… we always want to come to the rescue; and the person in need has no control; abuses and consumes .. consumes like a psychic vampire!

These are just truths in life i like to pass on.. if they fit in your scenario of life, then appreciate them.

I will never use this forum as a personal place to verbally slaughter people and/or personas…. This is a place where I can rant and express….. My theory to life is something that I believe to be helpful… that's it!

Take it for what it's worth. I will do a blog later about what is happing in life…the last 4 weeks have been SIIIIIIKKKKK!!!!! That I will save for the next blog...

What the fuck is "the Denial Zone"? Sounds like a place I should be going. Do they serve beer?

"Psychic vampire!" - Once again, what the fuck is that? And how much do they charge for tarot card readings.

I will never use this forum as a personal place to verbally slaughter people and/or personas…. - thanks for the clarity, Justin. Clearly, your blog was a love poem about Jenna.

Not denying her attention whore roots, and being nothing but a dumb porn star, Jenna replied back.

Publicity hungry.. Just like always… he rears his ugly head, only when it might mean a little press for him. He wants to be a star so bad, and has ridden my coat tails for years.

I wish him luck, he wants it more than anyone I know. He gave everything up for it… period. It’s really too bad that he feels the need to bash me and not accept any blame for his hideous actions… but it will all come out in the end. The truth will set you free. Good luck… J

"he feels the need to bash me and not accept any blame for his hideous actions…" - And you didn't do that yesterday, saying he's the reason why your diet consists of semen shakes now and nothing else?

You know how there's that saying, "I'll bang your brains out"? This has happened to Jenna Jameson. Too much rough sex = not enough properly functioning brain cells left. It's not a tragic situation, just don't become a whore.


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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Jenna Jameson Blogs About Being A Skeletor

I feel like I need to address the weight rumors that have been swirling for a few months now.

This saddens me... only because, everyone that is judging me... has absolutely NO idea what is happening in my life. People are hateful and accuse me of being a drug addict, or an anorexic. Does anyone seem to remember the fact that I am going through a nasty divorce?

It has been weighing heavily on me. I worked extremely hard for years to secure my success, and i have been forced to fight for everything I busted my ass for.

This has definitely affected my weight. It really hurts that my fans and everyone else) have taken it upon themselves to be so horrible, screaming eat a burger! or we want the old jenna back!

I'm sure everyone out there has gone through tough times, and this is when I need support. I wish I could enlighten everyone with what is exactly going on in my divorce and business, but I can't because of legal proceedings.

I really hope everyone understands and remembers I am human, and I really need friends and the love and support right now. Soon the divorce will be settled and I am hoping to come out unscathed, but my x is doing his best to make it hard.

Thanks for all of your support, and remember I love you!
xoxoxox
Jenna



"i have been forced to fight for everything I busted my ass for" = something a porno star should never say, too literal.

Monday, February 26, 2007

What Caused Jenna Jameson To Turn Into This?

Too much cum drinking? You know what sucking? Once upon a porn she was beautiful.


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Thursday, August 10, 2006

Jenna Jameson and Dave Navarro: Germs United

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Porn star Jenna Jameson and Dave Navarro have confirmed they're an item. How long do you think this will last, you know, if a deadly STD doesn't finish one of them off first?
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