Jessica Simpson Licking Tony Romo Birthday Party Photos

These are pics of Jessica Simpson at Tony Romo's birthday bash but it seriously looks like Smurf porn to me... That's just because I'm a total pervert and sick in the mind.
Who isn't?

Jessica: Hey baby, check out this thick chunk of Smurf sperm on my cheek!

Tony: Wait, you got a little bit on your chin, lemme put that in yo mouth.

Tony: Oh wait a minute, I'll just lick it off for ya. Smurf Juice... just like blueberries! ;)

Jessica: Look! Papa Smurf's lover even took part in the gang bang!