Heidi Montag Nose, Breasts, Lips, Now Butt Implants

Heidi Montag is avoiding the most important surgery she could possibly have, other than a brain or talent transplant, but she's refusing to file down her Jay Leno chin and she rather appear to be half horse, half woman.

The Hills star wants to plump up her booty. Too bad no one cares about your flat ass, bitch!

Heidi Montag is not done yet. "The Hills" actress is considering a butt implants, Life&Style reports.

I dunno about you, but the last thing I look at is Heidi Montag's flat ass (unless she's flaunting it on the cover of Maxim). I'm too mesmerized by her chin - how does she get it to stick out like that and look so damn long? And her boob job isn't half bad. I'd stare at her tits too, anything but her ass. No one cares, bitch! Fix your damn chin and your teeth.

Oh, and Heidi and Spencer want their own reality show. That's one show I'm not watching because it will be faker than Heidi's lips. I think their 15 minutes is starting to wear off. They're overexposing themselves and they can't be "engaged" forever. Better get hitched, backspace that, better get knocked up, leak it to Us Weekly, deny it for six months, and then get hitched if ya wanna remain on the C-List, bitches.