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Tom Cruise is eating his way through the nerves before his upcoming wedding to Katie Holmes.

Cruise recently shelled out $10,000 for dinner with his bride-to-be at Mastro's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills and wasn't particularly concerned about fitting into his wedding suit, if his vast repast was any indication.

While his svelte bride "barely touched" her grilled sea bass, Cruise inhaled a porterhouse steak, wasabi mashed potatoes, French fries, onion rings, cheesecake and chocolate-covered strawberries.

Katie is so gonna leave Tom's ass. Barely touching her fish while he hawks down fries and cheesecake? Brit got hawt while K-Fed talked bout his "Daddy fat."

Tis the season for Hollywood divorces. I'm calling this one. I give Katie three years tops with this headcase,... and why can't Tom buy Crest whitestrips?

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