Nastiness

This story is just gross but too good for me to neglect its wonderfulness.

Jenna Jameson has tried to tighten up her snatch, but the surgery didn't go so well. Jen is reportedly unhappy about the results.

She's embarrassed over her va jay jay now and she's been skipping meetings with producers for the big screen version of her book "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star."

A source said, "She underwent a vaginoplasty at a Beverly Hills plastic surgeon, and she is very unhappy. She has decided to hole up and not speak to anybody. The producers are about to pull the plug on the movie."

Don't become a porn star/whore reason #5,983. The damage is done, bitch. Jenna's hole's wider than a two-liter bottle. With more surgeries, maybe the gaping canal can shrink to the size of a soda can but that's pushing it.


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