Kelly Clarkson is a Lesbian

Kelly Clarkson is a closet case lesbian but she thinks that it will hurt her career to public ally say so, so she just lies instead. This woman is completely butch and she isn't fooling anyone!

It's been speculated for a long time that Kelly Clarkson is a lesbian. This is what Kelly had to say:

"People are like, 'Are you secretly a lesbian? Because I'd really love it.' "Lesbians tell it to me all the time," she goes on. "I'm like, 'I'm glad it works for you, and I wish I liked women like that because often times, men are very hard for me, but I happen to like boys.'"

Clarkson goes on to say she "could never be a lesbian. I would never want to date [someone like] myself, ever. I'm a crazy person. I need some kind of stable, quiet man."

Don't get me wrong. I love the lesbians, but Kelly just wouldn't be a good at it. Especially if she planned to continue her singing career. Leave the sapphic rock to Melissa Etheridge. Kelly needs to keep singing about asshole boys. It works for her.

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