Lindsay Lohan Samantha Ronson Fight

When I picture a Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson fight, I'd like to think that hair pulling, boob slapping and nipple pinching would promptly ensue, but the brawl would end in a tie. Then round 2 begins in the kitchen, where both hos, armed with dildo and vibrator in hand, viciously attack each other in a sex toy sword fighting session atop the dining room table. Still nude, of course. Then, if both attempts at deciding a clear winner fail, the two hot, naked, sweaty lesbian chicks return to their bedroom where they take turns pleasuring each other. A winner is chosen based on endurance, the first one who comes loses.

However, sadly this is not how things went down last week at Samantha Ronson's house.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson's fight sends Samantha to the hospital!!!! The two were in a nuclear screaming match at their Hollywood Hills home.

Neighbors tell us they were going at it for a long time, but it reached a crescendo at around 4:00 AM after one of them screamed at the other, "You never say you love me." The screaming continued and neighbors heard a glass break. Sam then screamed, "If you're gonna break things get out of my house." One neighbor described the conversation as "wailing, with lots of obscenities."

A short time later Sam went to the hospital -- her rep says for exhaustion.

You know it's totally time for Michael Lohan to take to his new blog and blast Lindsay for being abusive, but he would never do that. In Michael's eyes, Samantha Ronson is the problem. Everyone except for himself is the reason why Lindsay doesn't like him. Yes, this story came out on like Christmas Eve, all, but I thought it was just too juicy. Since last week, Lindsay and Sam have been photographed during their daily outtings. Their relationship is in turmoil but they're both trying to hold on for as long as possible. This split will be so ugly.

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