Jeremy Piven Thermometer Quote, Playwright David Mamet

Speed the Plow Broadway playwright David Mamet says, "I talked to Jeremy on the phone, and he told me that he discovered that he had a very high level of mercury. So my understanding is that he is leaving show business to pursue a career as a thermometer."

Don't you just love the shiz that comes outta people's mouths when they're angry? I laughed out loud at that quote. Some of the best comedic relief is created when people are furious, me thinks.

I think Jeremy Piven is an eternal frat boy. I don't even think there's any frat that would give him a bid, but he just reeks of douchebag. An a-hole who eats with his mouth open, farts during sex and doesn't flush the toilet when he does the deuce. The only thing he's good for is being a self-serving jerk, but he's good for a laugh. Know people like that? I do.

The other week I was walking to my car when a guy with a deep voice yelled out "FIRECRACKER!!!" Haha. He yelled out my real name. Well, anyway, turns out he lives in my apartment complex. I'll be visiting him very soon. Me and him were on the same team together in school, he was a douche to everyone except me. I think he wanted to hit it. It'll never happen. Jeremy Piven's like that, not an all-around jerk, but a total dick to 99.9% of the people he encounters.

Jeremy Piven has abruptly ended his run in Broadway's Speed-the-Plow after skipping Tuesday evening's performance and a Wednesday matinee, Variety reports.

Piven, 43, has told producers that he hasn't been feeling well due to a "high mercury count."

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