Madonna and Guy Ritchie Divorce, Madonna and A-Rod Dating

Madonna is getting divorced and moving on to New York Yankee A-Rod, someone who probably enjoys working out just as much as she does.

Although I was on People magazine's website, I decided to go to Usmagazine for the inside scoop because all People does is kiss celebrities' asses, never giving the full story, sugar coating everythang! Us doesn't do that. They enjoy talking shit and being real.

But is anyone surprised over this "news?" The Madonna and Guy Ritchie divorce rumors have been non-stop pretty much their entire marriage, and more frequent since July. Madonna and Guy always seemed like such an odd pairing from the start, like Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, and they could just never rid themselves of the rumors.

One of Madonna's insiders is on damage control saying,

"With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven't been 'together' for over a year - they have been privately separated. Madonna, however, wanted to finish her world tour before divorcing."

In contrast, an A-Rod source is saying something different!

"A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever. Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna's in."

The same source says Madonna and Guy had dinner on Oct. 2 in NYC and Madonna "has agreed to be discreet about her relationship with A-Rod until her tour ends and a divorce is announced."

Madonna has been linked to Rodriguez since early July when Us Weekly broke the news that he had been making late-night visits to her Central Park West apartment in New York City.

Uh, as if this is gonna work out, though. Maybe Madonna is the new Cameron Diaz, fucking around just to fuck because she can? And A-Rod can get way hotter chicks than buff Madonna. Regardless, have fun, kids!

Madonna is so strictly business, she probably had her assistant dump Guy Ritchie for her. Don't mess with that bitch.