Thursday, April 24, 2008

Gary Coleman Divorce Court Episode

Gary Coleman is so broke ass, and such a delusional has been that he wants to appear on Divorce Court so he can file for separation from his 22 year-old fugly wife. Watch out now. I can't wait to find out when they finally had sex for the first time, because 8 months into their marriage or so, Gary admitted he was still a virgin.
Gary Coleman and the 22 year-old redhead he lost his virginity to are gonna end their relationship on TV.
On a special two-part session of Divorce Court, 80’s child star Gary Coleman and his new wife Shannon have come to Divorce Court seeking Judge Toler’s advice on their troubled marriage before it’s too late.Gary says he met Shannon on a movie set and was glad to know Shannon did not know who he was when they first met. Shannon proposed a year later after an argument.

Gary is in love with Shannon and calls her his star protector. Shannon says she is tired of Gary’s anger issues and blames her for anything that goes wrong and is sick of playing the blame game.
Gary is reportedly a big fan of the show and wants counselling from the judge. Their episode is scheduled to air May 1st.

Shannon's tired of Gary flying off the handle, throwing things at her and butting his head against the wall when he's upset. She obviously sucks in bed. He's fuckstrated.


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