What Does Beef Curtains Mean?

Beef Curtains means the lips on the vajayjay. According to Spencer Pratt, Lauren Conrad has very big beef curtains (vag lips).

Spencer made sure that he mentioned Lauren Conrad's beef curtains dozens of times and mentions that if the public saw her huge beef curtains, they would make her famous. Through Spencer's blog, he has proven that he's the one who created the rumor that Lauren and Jason Wahler have a sex tape. If Spencer was innocent, he wouldn't be so concerned with reminding the world of Lauren Conrad's alleged massive beef curtains. From Spencer's blog,

when those cameras turn off LC(BEEF CURTAINS) is a completely different person… LC is a pathetic wannabe fashion designer…who can’t even dress herself and look good…how is she going to design a line…ha…it should be called BEEF CURTAINS by LC…

I only call her this because this is what people like Brody Jenner, Steven Coletti, and Jason Whaler all go around calling her…IT’S SAD that she destroyed the SEX TAPE that DID EXIST…because those BEEF CURTAINS would have made her real FAMOUS! I hate even talking about LC(BEEF CURTAINS)

Spencer and Heidi are the most hated idiots who don't understand that hate doesn't = success. Look at Kevin Federline, Omarosa, Screech from Celebrity Fit Club, and every other reality show douche. We hate these people and they remain on the D or the F list for the entirety of their lives, struggling to get to the C-List. Spencer and Heidi will rot in their own karma. They're just too stupid to realize it.

Beef curtains = vag lips.

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