Joe said: "If Jessica is in love, I love the things she is in love with."
Translation: Everyone knows Jessica loves her boobs, they're her "favorite accessory." Since she loves 'em, I love 'em too. But when I say 'I love the things she is in love with,' I'm only talkin' about boobs here! I never loved Nick Lachey. I called him a loser on KIIS fm while Joy A was driving to work and she was laughing her ass off at my interview... okay, back to the rest of my quotes.
"I want her to be happy. I'm always a fan of his. I love him; he's got great music."
Translation: Nick's music sucks!
"I think the beautiful thing is that [he and Jessica] don't do the same thing. He's a legend already. There is no competition. He's a guitarist; that's his thing. Jessica is a singer. She doesn't play guitar, so there's no competition."
Translation: Nick really sucks! He wasn't talented enuf for my daughter and he didn't deserve her jugs. I want John to teach me how to play the guitar. And if he wants to continue bangin' my daughter, he has to. Just look at all the nice things I'm saying about him? I wanna come out with my own record next year.
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