Cameron Diaz was on the Today Show yesterday morning promoting Shrek 3 looking a little on the 'I got fucked up last night and had 3 hours of sleep' side. Wanna know why? Cause she's a kinky bitch just like I said in the Subject! haha! I'm stupid. Game Over. Before telling Meredith Vieira that "it's like high school and celebrities are the popular kids," the head cheerleader was at the Box on Christie Street for a live R-rated sex show - and stayed until 4 a.m.
One spy told Page Six the show was "two topless girls rubbing slime on each other and wrestling, followed by a simulated 'sex show' conducted behind a silk screen. Cameron was staring the whole time."
Oh My Gawsh! I used to work that sex show 2 years ago! But it wasn't in New York, and I guess it wasn't really a 'show' environment. Actually, it was just me and some chick from Guatemala in some old dude's garage.
Something's not right here? OH! I forgot to mention we didn't use slime, we used grits and molasses and were cleaned off by goats. Ha! I knew I was missing something there.
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