Why Go To Church If You're Not Gonna See Some Drama?

Britney Spears went to church on Sunday and one of her security guards pulled out a gun on the paparazzi! I guess he's religious.

The undercover officer, a retired policeman, ran out of the Hollywood church, aimed his weapon and shouted:

“Get out of your car, get down.” He then handcuffed the photographer and accused him of trying to run over a traffic policeman before eventually releasing him.

“One photographer tried to get past and suddenly two undercover security guards ran out into the street. The photographer looked terrified. It’s not what you expect to see outside a church service.”

Mike Hooper, executive director of the church, said:

“One photographer was on the wrong side of the road and tried to run over an officer who had stopped traffic. He kept coming and one of our guards pulled a gun out. I cannot speak for the security officer, but he does not regret it. This is a church, not a concert.”

What kind of churches do these guys go to? Lots of churches are like concerts. There's like a choir there, okay?! OMG! And live music, alright! Sounds like a concert to me, minus the alcohol or blow. Except for where the priests keep their stash, next to their kiddie porn.


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