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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Randy Spelling Says He Took Paris Hilton's Virginity

Randy Spelling told the New York Daily News he took Paris Hilton's virginity.
"We were together for, like, two months. We went to Palm Springs once for the weekend, and we couldn't check into the hotel under her name because her grandma was looking for her.

"She was, like, 15; I was 17. And what do you know, I hear this knock-knock-knock on the door, and I look out and her grandma's there.

And then I look out the window and I see Paris in a full-on dress with a suitcase running down the golf course. We broke up like a week later."


Randy said he recently bumped into Hilton at a Los Angeles nightclub, and she has a special place in her heart for him.

He enthuses, "She came up to me and she was like, 'I want to say hi to Randy.' She was like, 'Randy took my virginity. I want to say hi.'"
Bitch was grateful!

This story is so true. The rich hang out with their kind. Isn't it disgusting that these jerks are going away on big, pricey trips when they're 15?! And I'm totally kewl with Randy revealing this now. He has a show coming out soon. He's just marketing.


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