Like Mother, Like Firecrotch. Lindsay Lohan's Mom Dresses For Business

Like her business takes place on the street, and her services cost $30 an hour. Overpriced! I love Dina Lohan. Yes, this bitch once referred to herself as "the White Oprah" and I adore her for it! That's bold and delusional. In other words, as Tyra would say, she's "FIERCE!"

Dina opens up in Harper's Bazaar.

On The Paparazzi:
"Look at me. Diana will happen again."

On Lindsay Being an Alcoholic:
"We're just so misunderstood. She is just a 20-year-old who had to reel it in. And she's from an addictive personality genetically.

On Paris Hilton:
"Some of these kids are just lost. Paris Hilton's mom was wonderfully embracing to me. You know, you can't blame parents for kids, and Paris is a really smart girl, and she's come really far.

They're the American dream. They're the Trumps of the little world, these kids. Lindsay at 26 is not going to clubs! She's not. It's just not happening."

On Britney Spears:
"I don't know her mom. But I love this kid, and I feel so badly for her because I'm a mom. The girl is a beautiful kid.

She married some guy just to get out of the limelight. Cut her some slack. Her mother, I'm surprised she didn't come forward.

I'm not gonna sit back and go, 'You're gonna trash my kid?' If my daughter was in high school, I would be at the principal's office. Hello?"

On partying with her daughter:
"Listen to me. Lindsay would drag me, literally drag my loser butt there and say, 'I need you to know who these people are.' Yeah, she trusts my judgment.

She's in such a whirlwind; she's in a tornado. I mean, we're talking serious earthquake, you know?

Oh, the party mom, the party mom, the party mom! Whoever said that, my ex-husband or whatever, I'm not the party mom! You throw enough pasta on the walls, some pasta's going to stick, okay?"

On Lying About Being Lindsay's Mom:
The elder Lohan said she sometimes introduces herself as her daughter's personal assistant. She even once lied about her identity to George Clooney.

"I don't want them to know I'm her mom. It's a whole 'nother demographic. People just go dark."

On Going Out:
"If you can button it and clip it when you're in your 40s, you're going out," she said as she put her hand in the air to solicit a high-five from the Harper's reporter.

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