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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Kevin Federline Is Awarded $20 Million In Britney Spears Divorce Settlement!!!

Kevin Federsperm has put up a fight for Jayden James and SPF and it has finally paid off! Britney Spears' mom and Kfed have been taking care of the brats while she's been in rehab, but Kevin's keeping tabs on Brit's progress. She'll get the kids when she's capable of being a good baby mama.

Spears, 25, now has custodial visitation of 18-month-old Sean Preston and 6-month-old Jayden James, and will be granted more custody rights over her children as she proves that she can maintain a stable lifestyle.

"They are not going to return custody to Britney as a reward for doing her stint in rehab. Kevin's had the children for six weeks and he will continue to have full custody."

The two have also reached an a divorce settlement agreement. Britney will reportedly give Federsperm $20 Million for their two year marriage. He will also receive half of the sale from their Malibu mansion.

And we were all mocking Federsperm for trying to be a rapper! Who needs music when you knocked up a rich bitch twice?!

It's obvious that Federsperm has also revamped his image. He's been successfully keeping a low profile. I expect this Daddy Dude to take over the world by storm, slowly but surely. It's goin' down y'all, and I'm not even joking this time.

Mad props to the pimp of the decade - Kevin Federline!!!


source, ecanada

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