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Thursday, March 29, 2007

Bam Margera's Got A Man Crush

Real life jackass, Bam Margera has a man crush on Lance Bass.

Some peeps went to his pad and were shocked to a mural of the former N'Sych star hanging on Bam's wall.

"There's a big portrait of Lance in an astronaut uniform, smiling broadly and holding his helmet proudly," says an insider. "In the background is a NASA shuttle ascending to space on a giant rainbow."

Margera confirmed it was Bass to friends, saying: "Hell yeah! The guy from 'N Sync who wanted to go to outer space, but never made it and was all gay and shit!"

You know Bam jacks to that pic. Bass isn't even that hot. Lance's pale eyes make him look possessed, and who wants to get scared when they're about to climax? Ruins the momentum and shit!


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