What Kind Of Sausage Is Daniel Radcliffe Workin' Wit?

Not only did I hear that the nude Daniel Radcliffe pic is fake - it is!!!! If you look at it, it just looks wrong.

The thighs do look strange. The region right at the base of the weeny looks odd, and his sausage is kind of tilted when it wouldn't be positioned that way if it was a real pic. PLUS, I think that pic was also taken with him wearing jeans. My point is, the picture is FAKE!!!

And I'm glad too, cuz I think he needs another inch or two to do me other girls right in the sack. Not impressed. But I really hate looking at flaccid wee wees. Feels dirty. A misrepresentation of sorts.