The Stepford Wives Starring Katie Holmes

Katie Holmes raised some eyebrows got shit talkers talkin' with her impeccable doormat/robot/stupid bitch behavior on the red carpet at the Vanity Fair Oscar party.

When TomKat arrived at the afterparty, Tom told his bitch to pose for a picture alone.

"Take a shot of her," he told photographers.But according to an onlooker, the 28-year-old actress refused to take a picture without him.

Tom Cruise then led his robot around by hand, pulling her back and forth while she remained silent and stupid.

Tom, being the gentleman that he is, greeted photographers but didn't introduce his mute ho, who said nothing and stood next to her master, waiting on him to finish his conversations.

He later asked her again to pose for a picture alone, and she finally agreed.

“She looks at him for direction,” the witness tells Us.

This might sound dysfunctional to you, but I want me a Katie. No visible wires, please. Manual programming preferred.