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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Paris Hilton's Scars Scared Folks In Vegas

Paris Hilton got people all scared in Vegas when she appeared with mysterious red blotches on her chest and smeared makeup shite on her beak nose.

But why was anyone scared? This is just a new strain of some STD. She's dumb enuf to wear her marks like an accessory. But if you don't eff her, you should be okay. No need to worry.

Parisite always reminds folks to use protection. She's good for something.


tmz

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