Kevin Federline Said He Needs A Bigger Hotel Room To Impregnate "His Women"

Kevin Federline isn't seeing eye-to-eye with the folks at the Catalina Hotel and Beach Club in Miami's South Beach.

He wasn't satisfied with his digs at the posh hotel and asked to be moved on Wednesday because his room couldn't accommodate "his women" and "his girls."

We don't know who's picking up the tab (we guess it isn't Britney), but the Catalina peeps complied and moved K-Fed to a pimped-out penthouse down the street at the Chesterfield Hotel.

But Feder-whine will have to complete his many bootylicious conquests by Monday if he wants to see his kids.

The previous temporary child-custody agreement between him and Spears has been extended through February. Translation: Papazao will be on diaper duty effective Monday afternoon from 12-4.

I don't know what's scarier: Federsperm gets upgrades, the realization that he's still famous, or the fact that he's knocking up random dumb bitches?! *sigh, burp, fart*


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