Girls Gone Wild Creator Joe Francis Says Paris Hilton Is Good In Bed, Tara Reid - Not So Much

Sexist asshole Joe Francis called into Howard Stern this morning to talk about the drama goin' down regarding parisexposed.com.

Joe schmo ho said him and Parisite aren't behind the leak. He sounded out of it, so Howard took full advantage. When asked who gives better head, Paris or Lindsay, he said, "Paris."

Famous bitches he's boinked include Parisite Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Kim Stewart and Tara Reid, but he claims Tara Reid wins the dead fish award.

He wouldn't elaborate on why Tara was the worst, but he said, "...well I only used protection with her, so maybe that made it less pleasurable..."

Howard then began asking more leading questions like, "So she just laid there?" and something completely unprintable here, Joe responded, "More or less, yeah."

Joe then expressed the opinions of many dudes at this point. He said no thanks to STDs.

Joe stated, "Well I don't plan on having sex with Paris again, especially after seeing the medical documents on the site." Hilton's Valtrex prescription script for Herpes was discovered in the cache of personal belongings sold off.

I wonder who the hell's gonna bang Parisite now?! If Federsperm banged her that wouldn't be so bad. If only herpes made men sterile! That would be sweet.


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