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Monday, February 12, 2007

I Don't Believe Any Of This, But Here Ya Go. Isaac Cohen Dishes On Sex With Britney Spears

Britney Spears is close to breaking point and desperately trying to conquer her inner torment with marathon sex sessions, ex love Isaac Cohen has revealed.

In a world exclusive interview, the man who had been sharing her bed since her marriage to Kevin Federline fell apart, tells how her life is in tatters. Worried Isaac revealed how she:
* MADE him dizzy romping on a revolving bed while watching themselves in the mirrored ceiling.
*STRIPPED naked and beckoned him to join her for an al-fresco romp in a moonlit Jacuzzi
*LOVED all night sex in her marital bed as her wedding dress hung framed on the wall outside
*CRUMBLED when the sex stopped, as she struggled to cope with a bitter divorce and the fear her children could be taken away.

On the sex:
"She loves sex and is incredibly adventurous. She was totally happy when we were locked in each other's arms. But once the sex stopped Britney was like a little girl lost, unable to cope. "She would lie like a limp rag doll in my arms and and say, ‘Why can't everyone leave me alone?' and, ‘What have I done to deserve this?'"

On the partying:
"By the time I met Britney she was burnt out. She knew she had been drinking and partying as a way to try to banish the bad stuff from her life. Far from the trashy drunk, I saw a very shy, sweet girl who was just desperately sad about what had happened with her marriage. Yes she enjoyed Jack Daniel's but she was trying not to get in the state she had been in with Paris. Her boys mean everything to her and she worried she might lose them in a custody battle."

On Federsperm:
"It was clear she was not over her marriage. The first time she invited me to her home I saw her wedding dress hung on the wall in a glass box. As we made love that night it was like Kevin was in bed beside us. She had not even begun to move on with her life."

On her body:
"She has an amazing body and I loved exploring every inch of it... Britney is not shy about her body so she slowly stripped off her clothes [during their trip to Vegas] and beckoned me to join her under the stars in the pool. It was an amazing view over the Las Vegas strip. But we didn't stay long as we wanted to try out the bed. So we clambered on and I grabbed the remote and started it turning round and round. All the time as we made love we watched ourselves in the mirrored ceiling. It was amazing but we did it so many times it made us start to feel sick. We had to turn it off.

Like any woman who has had two children she worried about her figure. As far as I was concerned she was gorgeous, but she had such low self esteem she sometimes would not listen. She would say, ‘Am I fat? Am I fat?' then spend hours dancing around the house trying to burn off calories. She was always jumping around.

"Other times, she got so low she didn't care what she looked like. She could not care less some days if she went out of the house without brushing her hair or checking to see if her outfit matched. That's just where she was in her life. She had so much on her plate with the children she had precious little time to worry about how she looked."

On Britney's friendship with Parisite
:
"I rarely saw Britney with any friends and during our time together I never saw her with Paris, it was like that was a part of her life she wanted to forget."

On his "admiration" for her:
"I adore Britney and in a different place at a different time we might have stood a chance. It was far too soon for her to get involved in a relationship with anyone. But she has coped with so much in her life I hope she does not give up now. She is too special for that."
This seems really contrived. Britney likes sex - duh. She wonders if she's fat after having two kids - major revelation. She sometimes dresses like shit - wait, lemme write this down.

I'm not saying this News Of The World tabloid is one of em *cough,* but certain tabloids only publish false and fabricated stories. I don't think Isaac would be dumb enuf to sell Britney out like this and at least not this soon. But, who knows?

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