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Friday, February 16, 2007

Eminem Sucks In Bed, Has A Small Wee Wee



Plus "Who The Eff Is Joy A?" Myspace Blog

Kim Mathers, Em's on-and-off-and-on-and-off girlfriend/wife/fantasy murder victim, has launched an anti-Em crusade which came to some sort of peak on an interview this morning with a Detroit radio station. Says Kim:

"I can't stand him. He's an absolutely horrible person, and he gets worse every day," Mathers said. "I vomit in my mouth whenever I'm around him or I hear his name. There's nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all."


She goes on to say that "he's not very well-endowed," and that sex with him is "bad." And the kicker: "If you're going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work."

Eminem responded by taking the high road in a statement he made through his publicist: "It's a shame that I've moved on and Kim hasn't. Her ongoing press campaign is doing nothing but harm to the children, and for that I feel truly sorry. For their sake I wish she would stop."
Come on! We've all seen glimpses and bulges of Mr. Mathers down there. He's packin! And I'm willing to get up close and personal in order to find out.


Evil Beet


*** Have you ever wondered who the eff is Joy A?!
I got some answers for ya on my new myspace blog. Hope you'll learn a lil sumthin sumthin.

Catch ya Monday. :)

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