Clay Aiken Contest - Create Some Scandals

The Gayken is inviting you to talk some shit about him. This shouldn't be difficult.

Clay Aiken is giving the finger — oops, make that a hand — to the tabloids. The “American Idol” runner-up is so miffed about what he says are fabricated tales and pics involving his sex life that he’s invited fans to do a little creative writing about him.

“It seems over the past few weeks, the tabloids and gossip mongers have had their hands full coming up with new and exciting ‘scandals’ for me to be a part of.

Yet, for all of their efforts to be on the ‘cutting edge’ and the forefront of bull—- journalism, it seems that some of them may be running out of ideas and resorting to recycling and re-hashing some of their older tall tales,” Aiken recently wrote on his blog.

“With this in mind, we thought maybe we would try to give them a finger… er… a hand.” The “Invisible” singer then invites fans to “Build-Your-Own-Scandal.” He explains:

“Come up with the most outlandish story you can that places me (either alone or with others close to me) in a really juicy, tawdry, scandalous, shameful story.

Then, use any photos, videos, audio clips of me that you can find along with your favorite multimedia enhancing/‘doctoring’ program (like a Photoshop or a sound/video editor) to create your ‘evidence’!

Maybe you have ‘pictures’ of me being ‘abducted by oversized turnips’ or ‘video’ of me ‘dancing with a three-legged gorilla.’ Be creative!”

Clay didn't mention any prizes, plus I'm a female. He wants a male to win so he can give him some head. My jaw hurts.

And no, that wasn't random.

SOW