Because You Know Britney Spears Can't Keep Herself Outta The News

Here's my first Brit post for the day. Her whoring is in full swing.

Mother Of The Year aka Britney Spears continued to club-hop in Manhattan Tuesday night. Spies said Britney was "partying like a college girl looking to get laid." - Haha. Hey, you don't gotta be in college to want some, but I get it.

Okay, back to the whoring reports -

At 8 p.m., just as Zitomer was closing, Britney entered the Madison Avenue department store near the Carlyle Hotel and bought several items, including a red fur head wrap and a pink rabbit jacket.

After she was a no-show at the chaotic Heatherette show (supposedly because she was "really scared" by the press), Spears and friends had dinner at touristy Rue 57. She next headed to Marquee, where sources said she was dancing with her girlfriends and "demanded all alcohol be kept far away from her."

. "She must have been drinking secretly in the bathroom," said one. "Because she was falling all over the place."

Again, the tank top-clad party girl asked that no alcohol be put on the table - but clubgoers saw her dancing on the banquettes and "drinking what looked like vodka and O.J."

"Then a model guy came to her table and she started making out with him." Spears ended her night with a visit to McDonald's.

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!! Every time I hear a story like this, I wonder if she wants custody of her kids. Anywho, betcha this "model guy" looks like Federsperm. Brit's predictable.


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