Kevin Federline's New Interview With People Magazine

Kevin Federline says his self-deprecating Super Bowl ad is a sign of a "new Kevin" for 2007 – one who's upbeat and determined to change his image.

"This is just the start of other things to come – '07 is a completely life-changing experience for me. We're only a few weeks in, and it's already going in a whole another direction. I'm happy. Definitely happy."

Translation: So far, I've been lookin' like the better parent and that's good. I want custody of my kids with Britney. Brit's child support checks are da best hook up a pimp can get. Shiiiiiiiiittttt.

What's his top priority? "Just changing my perception of myself in the public eye is number one."

Translation: I should try not to knock anyone up for at least a few more months so people stop calling me "Federsperm."

"I always look at everything positive no matter what,"

Translation: I thought that I could be a dead beat baby daddy cuz Britney was hooked on my stick. I was positive about that, but that didn't work out. But no matter what, Imma keep being a Daddy Dude, yo. More kids are on the way. Stay tuned my nizzle.

"I've been through a lot of stuff in my life and had to overcome a lot of different situations. I learned at a young age it's not good to be negative about everything. Life's too short for that."

Translation: That's why I wasn't negative about my album droppin', "Playing With Fire." I thought I was talented... and I am, but people just be hatin'.

"The music will always be there. Clothing deals, we're in negotiations with that. Some overseas stuff. Still going to do a little bit of the club appearances. This is just the perfect kickoff to the new year to me."

Translation: Imma be successful for a long time. People overseas may buy my records.

"The best thing about being a father is my children. That's it. There's nothing greater in life than that to me."

Translation: There's nothing greater than knocking up a superstar, twice! That's how I do when I be pimpin'. And that's why I want custody of dem kids. I can hustle wit 'em. Get they actin' gigs started. Start 'em up with a clothing line too, yo. It's goin' down in the '07. Federation Records baby!


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