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Thursday, November 02, 2006

Mischa Barton Is In Malibu


And that's exactly why this fashionista is dressed in so many layers, soaked in fug. I did say I like Mischa because she's emotional like me. I didn't say I've embraced her fashion choices.

I'm starting to wonder about her mental stability. Ya, she was rumored to be on meth, but I think she honestly think she looks fly.

Mischa's pretty, but you can never see it when she dresses like this. I hope she's pregnant. That's the only reason I'd dress like this, trying to cover up a bump.

Her and Cisco should wed. They must have peaceful conversations like these:

Mischa
: We're going to a fancy restaurant.

Cisco: I know.

Mischa
: Is that what you're going to wear? Jeans with holes?

Cisco: Ya, baby. You wore drapes yesterday while shopping in Malibu.

Mischa: Cisco, you look so hot. I've learned so much about fashion from you. I'm gonna go put on my Grandma's dress.

Cisco: Good idea. You make everything look smokin' hot.

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