Jessica Simpson accidentally hired a male escort for a blind date.Jessica's totally that desperate. They fucked. So obvious. But if she actually doesn't know how to hit on guys, than she doesn't deserve to get laid.
The ‘Dukes of Hazard’ actress, the ex-wife of Nick Lachey, has been scouring internet dating sites to find a man ever since she split from singer John Mayer.
A friend of Jessica’s told Australia’s New Weekly magazine: "Jessica logged onto the internet to find male company. "She found a picture of a guy in Los Angeles she thought was ideal.
"They arranged to meet, but when she turned up, she found out the sad truth - he was only interested in a ‘professional transaction’. The guy turned out to be a male escort." Jessica - who recently announced on US TV that she was "sexually frustrated" - quickly realised her mistake and told her date in no certain terms to get lost.
The source added: "Jessica was horrified and told him to go to hell. She wasn’t that desperate.She never imagined male hookers would be trying to cash in on the service. It’s turned her off the web - and that was her main hobby."
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Jessica Simpson Goes On A Date With A Male Hooker
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haha. that pic is great. She looks like she's ready for her 'facial' shot.
ReplyDeletewell didn't she handle being sexually frustrated during all those years of virginhood? she should just go back to that.
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