Don't Mess With Britney

Now that Britney Spears has halted Kevin Federline's gravy train, it appears as though Federsperm is broke.

Even before the split was announced, Spears told Fed-ex to fly himself to New York and get his own hotel room. Spears then ordered his phone turned off and credit cards shut down. "Not even his mother could get a hold of him," a source told US weekly.

Federline and his entourage showed up for a comped dinner that would have cost him $1,200. An eyewitness at the next table reports,

"He kept ordering more food and then asked for it to be put in containers so he could take the food out to the clubs with him. Then he was trying to sneak the liquor out with him."

Smuggling alcohol, now that's class. Writing on shower stalls, stealing liquor, impregnating two bitches,... sounds like the "I'm Daddy Dude" from Papoazao is gonna win this custody battle.

It must feel great to be able to eff with your ex like that. Forget deleting an asshole on myspace. Shut down his credit cards, turn off his phone, and cancel his flight. Sweet.

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