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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

The Britney Spears And Kevin Federline Divorce Plot Thickens

Kevin Federline was planning a vicious campaign to pimp out his ho, yo.Life & Style reports

As early as last May, Kevin began secretly meeting with his lawyer, Mark Kaplan, to work out a settlement deal with Britney
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Kevin was prepared to use their son, Sean Preston, now 1, as leverage: If Britney didn’t give Kevin $10 million, plus their $10 million Malibu mansion, he would sue her for custody, claims an insider. “Kevin knows that Sean is Britney’s Achilles’ heel,” an insider says.

But the couple stayed together through the birth of their second son, Jayden James, now 2 months. Yet Life & Style knows that Kevin recently went back to his lawyer for more secret divorce talks — and this time, he had two babies to use as pawns. He was hoping to score a $30 million payday.

“He feels like $10 million is not a generous amount if he and Britney split since he won’t have any part of his sons’ lives,” says an insider.

But Britney was too quick for him. While Kevin was caught up with his troubled album-release tour, she filed papers of her own asking for legal and physical custody of Sean and Jayden — before the couple reached any kind of deal.

“There was no way she was going to let Kevin lead the way on this subject,” says a close friend of Kevin’s. “She filed first to save face. It’s all about taking care of the babies and keeping the money.”
I thought K-Fed knew how to pimp better than this. If he wanted to blind side Brit with a divorce, maybe he should have met up with her for dinner and acted all concerned. Guess he failed Baby Daddy Pimp 101. I could have sworn he passed it. My exes saw him in class.

I think Federsperm was into Shar Jackson not Brit, and I would honestly love it if they got back together. That would be the funniest shit ever. Brit's a homewrecker and she's learned that her wealth and crotch can't satisfy a Federsperm.

K-Fed's getting karma too. He won't be getting the money he's had wet dreams over for the past two years. Does it make ya feel all warm and fuzzy inside too? Thought it would. =)

2 comments:

  1. pretty cool there getting divorced, although i kinda enjoyed all the lets bitch at britney part aswell when she was pregnant and dealing with kevin, my god it was fun!

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  2. Anonymous11:52 AM

    And they say the gays are ruining the sanctity of marriage!

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