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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

The Britney Spears And Kevin Federline Pre-Nup

Details compliments of VH1.

* K-Fed won’t touch a penny of Britney’s money. All the millions belonging to Britney will stay that way.

* The mansion will be divided 50/50.

* Any gift given worth over $10,000 will go back to the original purchaser. This includes a custom-built motorcycle Brit gave K-Fed for Christmas 2 years ago.

* She will still support him for a little while longer. Brit will pay Kevin $30,000 a month for the period of time that is half the length of their marriage. Meaning he’ll be well sneakered until at least a year from now.

* Spears won’t pay child support. Federline is still responsible for supporting his other two children with previous baby momma Shar Jackson. Luckily, Britney should be able to put food on the table for at least another 200,000 more years.
Hmmm,... $30,000 a month?! With Britney's reported worth of over $100 million, $30,000 is pennies. K-Fed is gonna be SO pissed.

I wonder who he'll knock up next. Wouldn't it be great if Kristin Cavallari decided to hit his stick? Except she'd probably get an abortion and I couldn't blog about it, so maybe that wouldn't be so great after all.

Hope Federsperm gets a vasectomy. Four kids in four years, I dunno who's gonna trust his cock now. He's dangerous.

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