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Friday, November 10, 2006

Beyonce and Eva Longoria Will Play Lesbian Lovers!


Beyonce Knowles and Eva Longoria will play lesbian lovers in a new movie.
The gorgeous stars have revealed they are set to star in sexy Victorian drama "Tipping The Velvet."

Sofia Coppola is hoping to bring Sarah Water's novel about sexual repression to the big screen and is desperate for Beyonce and Eva to take the roles.

Beyonce said, "We've had 'Brokeback Mountain' so the time is right for this divine novel to get the same treatment."

Beyonce and Eva are said to be incredibly excited about the steamy love scenes and can't wait for filming on the project to start
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A source revealed: "They weren't at all coy about the sex scenes. In fact they both seemed to think it would be more fun than doing the same work with a man. It's going to be very hot."

The BBC's TV adaptation of "Tipping The Velvet" caused outrage four years ago with its graphic sex scenes, which included cross-dressing and the use of sex toys.
Without a doubt, this is the most disturbing story I've ever had to post.

I don't like seeing Eva's buckteeth acting in any show or movie because her talentless ass ruins the project. Beyonce is too hawt to have to get anywhere near Eva Longwhoria and pretend she's attracted to her fug.

BUT, the good thing about this story is that Eva's a ho. In the past, she kept telling Maxim that she wants to have sex with a woman, so now is her chance to fulfill one of her fantasies. Eva may actually be decent in this film.

Because I know I'll lmao, I will watch this trash.

source: bang showbiz
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1 comment:

  1. Anonymous3:51 PM

    I wouldn't mind watching them two getting it on.

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