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Monday, October 23, 2006

Federsperm Will Be Hitting The Big Screen!

Kevin Federline will make his Hollywood debut in an upcoming hip-hop movie directed by rapper STICKY FINGAZ. Federline, the husband of pop superstar Britney Spears, will star in musical CAUGHT ON TAPE. Fingaz, who stars in the TV series spin-off of the BLADE franchise, says,

"This is a hardcore musical - lots of violence, sex, action, drama, plus sentiment and romance as well. "It's Kev Fed's (movie) acting debut. He's really cool."
Would you hate me if I said I'm gonna see it? The man is cute... too potent, but cute. I won't watch it for that though, I promise.

I'll watch K-Fed for the same reason I watched John Tucker Must Die, to sit in the back with my gay friend and make fun of Ashanti's weaves and acting. In K-Fed's case, I'll be making fun of how bad he portrays an asshole. I'm sure he'll be the violent, illiterate one in the flick.

K-Fed loves to milk Brit Brit. I wonder when his fragrance is gonna come out? It should smell like semen, weed and Jack Daniel's.


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2 comments:

  1. Ewww, no can do. He only knows how to be tool.

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  2. Anonymous9:09 AM

    I'll watch - but as I said as CSI Las Vegas Fannysmackin, grade his performance -

    If this goes any further on his relationship with britney, that woman better divorce him quick if he talks shit about their marriage

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